All alone, in the zone.
I seize the throne.
Came to throw bones.
And-leave you bitches all prone.
I don’t need your THAC0,
Bitch you’d better sack up.
Try and add your buffs;-my vorpal blade’ll snicker-snack-up.
Throw down, show down, come on!
Come on, eat some crow now!
If you’ve got the Streetwise, you know to start your feet nigh.
My Stealth is a nat-crit, you won’t see me snatch shit.
If you ask me what I did,
I’ll Bluff-you-better than a frat kid.
Feel it, drink it,
Eyes are barely blinkin’.
I got more DEX than Cheetarah who’s slinkin’.
Treasure trove.
Sure 'nuff I got loads from ancient dragons in caves,
To some Underdark roads.

I came to throw down [2x]
So swill your Mountain Dew and roll around.
Roll around [3x]
Add up, add up, and round down.
Roll [18x]

I’m-casting bitch-slap in a 5-by-5 cone.
If your hag steps up, I'm-repelling the crone.
Words on a scroll, I’m collectin’ all tolls.
You’ll be feelin’ my Fear-more-than a giant cave troll.
And just like Count von Zarovich, I return.
Turnin’ all you bitches undead’s my concern.
Cause I gots necro- and you ain’t got none,
I’ll leave you-in-my-pool-of-blood like some flotsam.
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take acid breath
I gots the dice, your death throw’s a-thrice.
My Speechcraft’s so good, that you’ll pay full price.

I came to throw down [2x]
So swill your Mountain Dew and roll around.
Roll around [3x]
Add up, add up, and round down.
Roll [18x]

I roll twenties (cause bitch I don’t botch).
My Dungeoneering’s maxed like a mine dug by Notch.
Or better yet a Beholder.
Whose frost beam’s gettin’ colder.
I’ll roll some Charm on your wench, and you’ll get the cold shoulder.
But I been rolling ever since Chainmail
Get used to 2nd ed and then when it gets stale
I grudge grudge your style, then judge judge your trial
Like Lara Croft I’ll tomb you up in Castle Ravenloft
I'm coming to grab ya, coming to grab ya
Sneaking up, knifing, homie I'll stab ya.